Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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