You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
sarcasm needs its own font
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
You ate ashes out of my bong
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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