shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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