If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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