i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
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I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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