jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she peed on how many people?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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