I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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