Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Randomize
