Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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