Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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