I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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