You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
So many bounce houses so little time
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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