Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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