We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
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I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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