Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
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Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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