i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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