I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
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Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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