"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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