question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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