you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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