Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
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You. Win. At. Life.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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