Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I had to cum in my sink.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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