So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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