Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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