the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
