a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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