when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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