It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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