went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
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It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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