Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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