the new term for farting is butt boxing.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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