that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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