dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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