would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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