I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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