Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
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dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
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I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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