That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.