hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"