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  is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?

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  (407): is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation? http://tfl.nu/cy8e
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  (571): View more from Virginia

  found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.

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  (571): found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game. http://tfl.nu/h3cm
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  (305): View more from Florida

  And the cops told us we were all naked.

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  (305): And the cops told us we were all naked. http://tfl.nu/sk8w
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  (+61): View more from Australia

  I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.

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  (+61): I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god. http://tfl.nu/eynz
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  (254): View more from Texas

  Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.

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  (254): Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick. http://tfl.nu/p5hu
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  (604): View more from British Columbia

  I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.

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  (604): I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune. http://tfl.nu/081q
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.

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  (314): Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober. http://tfl.nu/dut2
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  (905): View more from Ontario

  you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.

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  (905): you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed. http://tfl.nu/nsl5
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  (972): View more from Texas

  I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.

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  (972): I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants. http://tfl.nu/algc
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  (+61): View more from Australia

  The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.

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  (+61): The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals. http://tfl.nu/0gao
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  (231): View more from Michigan

  Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend

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  I love it when he cheats on me with nice people

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  (231): Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend (231): I love it when he cheats on me with nice people http://tfl.nu/h468
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  (518): View more from New York

  I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are

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  (518): I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are http://tfl.nu/esmd
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  (419): View more from Ohio

  I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...

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  (419): I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord... http://tfl.nu/yyau
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  (904): View more from Florida

  It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk

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  (904): It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk http://tfl.nu/beqp
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  (631): View more from New York

  You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.

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  (631): You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me. http://tfl.nu/p2gh
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