Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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