Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(210): View more from Texas

Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?

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(813): View more from Florida

you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?

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(714): View more from California

He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings

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(541): View more from Oregon

plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.

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(740): View more from Ohio

He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"

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(513): View more from Ohio

He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay

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(224): View more from Illinois

Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I'll just say I told you so at your funeral

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