Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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