i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i barfeds in our rink
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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