This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
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Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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