If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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