walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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