I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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