Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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