Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
