Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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