i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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