so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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