so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
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My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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