Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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